is planet earth swirling down the shitter?

sometimes
there r stretches of time
it seems like we're living
in a magical world
the LORD G-D our savior
showers us with a multitude
of gifts & miracles
ppl like george bush are elected president
ppl like kanye west get 10.0's on p4k
arcade fire wins 'album of the century'
television is filled with programs like
'the american idols,' 'skins,' & 'the jersey shore'
it's fashion week in NY
ur parents just bought you a Vespa/$1000 fixie
u just found a giant bag of weed on the sidewalk
u just got a full-time job
u just got married to some1 u 'rlly <3'
ur having a babie
& will raise him/her in the most
culturally-enriched alternative vegan organic
environment possible

everything just seems 2 'work out'
everything is great

sometimes u <3 luv
effing everything

but sometimes...
planet earth just seems to b swirling down the shitter
& it makes u wonder...
maybe those Mexicans were right
abt the 'end of the world' in 2012

first this happened in some place called 'egypt'

then this happened in some place called 'wisconsin'

then this happened in some place called 'libby-yah'

then this happened in some place called 'the bronx'

then this happened in japan

then this happened in japan

then this happened in japan

then this happened on broadway

then this happened to my face [via bell's palsy]

& just to remind u -
this happened in wisconsin


yall
just doesn't seem like a good time
4 n e of us
maybe the end rlly is nigh
maybe we're doomed
maybe TOMBOY never will come out
maybe this is 'it'
i guess we did 'OK'
i guess we had 'a good run'

but maybe...

w/ a lil <3
and a lil hope
it's not too l8
if charlie can win, so can u
dyin's 4 fools
if we just pull 2gether...
if we just help each other out...
if we take care...
we'll get better
we'll pick ourselves up

remember
we're all in this
2gther

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is planet earth/human societie 'tots effed'?
does living in a modern societie give us a 'false sense of securitie'?
r u worried 4 japan?
do u care more abt japan than u cared abt india?
have u seen 'spiderman'?
do u think this bro is ok?

who is The Bieb?

I am The Bieb
I have a lesbian dyke haircut
But I am a man
I am
The Bieb
I am The Bieb
Effing crushin it w/the ladies
Gettin their panties all wet
Goin balls deep
Sleighing
I am
The Bieb
I am The Bieb
Killin it in 3-dimensions
Rockin out w/my cock out
Throwin down some mad hard vocals
Blowin ur world
[via orgasms]
I am
The Bieb
I am the Bieb
I am mnstrm
I am alt
I get tats
& show off my killer bod @ the beach
Look at these rips
Mother effers
I am
The Bieb
I am the Bieb
I ain't no virgin
I am a sex GOD
Fingerin bitches on the reg
Gettin my 10" tween peen serviced 69+ X daily
I am
The Bieb
I am The Bieb
I am a meme
A product 4 u 2 consume
I am a JPEG & a MP3
I am an effing machine, Matrix-style
I am the President of the United States of Tween
I am
The Bieb
I am The Bieb
I transcend human existence
I will live 4EVAR
On your iPod/blog/the Internet
I will penetrate ur soul
I own u
I am
The Beib
I am The Bieb
This is Me
16
Chillin like a baller
I am famous
I am important
I am ur wettest dream
I am
The Bieb
I am
The Beib
I am -
The Beib

seen any sick utube vids l8ly?

yall
just went to the guggyheim
lookin to score
some sick
'cultural education'

livin in nyc
sorta feel
like im always pressured
into finding what's
'hip'/'kewl'/'fashionable'/'authentic'

i thought
maybe going to some
'respected cultural institution'
might make me feel
more 'artsy' & 'relevant'
& possibly even more
'ghey'

but all they were showing
was utube

these r the things i learned:

conservative media is funnie


suicide is funnie


LSD is good


pot is good


blow jobs r good

thanks a lot, guggi
i learned a lot 2day
<3 u

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whats ur favorite artsy utube vid?
have u ever created a 'meaningful short film,' posted it on utube, and gotten less than 20 hits?
are these films more 'meaningful'/'artsy'/'funnie'/'pointless' than the winnebago man?

do feel pressure to dress weird/be artsy/see culture in order to prove how 'alt' u are?

do u go 2 museums?

Museums are the place we gather
To tell stories about ourselves

Museums are the place we preserve the artifacts of
Art, History, Culture, and Science

Museums tell stories through the lens
Of unique and precious objects

Museums are the place
Where Infinity
'Goes up on trial' [via Bob Dylanbro]

The museum is a tomb
The museum is a temple
The museum is a forum
The museum is a monument
The museum is our life

Objects and objects
Paintings and dioramas and statues and maps
A labyrinth of galleries and display cases
Dim lighting and hushed voices
Tourists and school groups and lonely college bros
Searching for Truth
Searching for Meaning in the kaleidoscope of material things
A bucket of Knowledge splattered on the walls and stretched up some classical columns

So much to read
So much to see
So much to consume

Feel overwhelmed by all a museum represents
And all it wants me to feel

A woman sitting in a chair

Some stuffed grizzly bears

A painting behind three layers of glass

A dinosaur and some naked ghey cavemenbros

A building inside a building

I’m just a normal bro
Trying to ‘figure it all out’
I just want to learn
I just want to think
I just want to live a meaningful existence

Museum Bro Museum Bro
Your labels tell me what is right and what is wrong
You preserve what would have been lost

But try as you might, Museum Bro
You cannot prevent the inevitable
The decay and the rot of the human race
Though in the meantime
You offer us a pleasant platform on which we stand
To conduct the heavy business of denying the harsh reality
Of our eventual
Extinction

Museum, Museum,
I am lost in you, Museum
And when the sun blows up
And everything within you melts
I will be lost in you 4evar

<3 / h8 u, museums + squid and the whale bros

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do u go 2 museums?
what’s your favorite type of museum?
are museums still ‘relevant’ 2 ‘societie’?
are museums ‘effing racist colonialist imperialist primitivizing’ 'shrines' to ‘white Western civilization’?
is ‘working in a museum’ a ‘valid’ / ‘legitimate’ / ‘socially contributive’ ‘career’?
have yall ever spent a ‘crazie nite @ the museum’ [via Ben Stillerbro]?