we've had some gr8 internet memes so far this year, yall charlies sheen, rebecca black, donald trump, obama bin laden in our overpopulated blog/youtube/internet meme economy seems like a new meme cums & goes evry week & i can barely keep track of them all maybe i just don't have enough snark in me 2 become a 'prime-time' 'snarky meme blogger' but since the rapture is literally 'just around the bend,' i can't resist throwing in my '2 effing cents' sometimes, living in our godless urban cesspools of art, fashion, culture, and gay sex it's easy 2 forget that there's 'a whole nother world out there, yall' in middle america populated by millions of overweight, unemployed white people [and mexicans] with nothing better 2 do than watch satellite TV, monday night football, and Jersey Shore; shop at the local Hot Topic or American Eagle; eat Taco Bell; and worship unicorns/the 'BIG GUY IN THE SKY' is it insensitive of the 'elitist, pretentious, educated, secular media sphere' 2 make fun of mnstrm americans snarfing down fast food & worshiping the one and only LORD JESUS CHRIST? hells yeah it's insensitive! he's already here, bb! no wonder this guy thinks it's the end of the world looks some1 dug him up from the grave & pulled a rake over him! 'it's the end of the world as we know it, yall, but i feel more 'mummy-like' than fine' -Harold Cambell
but SRSLY why hasn't anyone realized that the 'end-of-the-world' gimmick is just the greatest website advertising meme [via FAMILY RADIO] of all time? or was this just some stunt by R.E.M. 2 get youtube hits & try 2 be 'relevant' again?
these people don't look dangerous - - & maybe some miraculous day they actually will die out & we can snark them left and right, up & down until they do
but they r a real threat to the well-being of democracy & social cooperation among the human race
truth is religious fundamentalism doesn't help anyone & only perpetuates social dissent, ignorance, poverty, & h8 they're welcome 2 their rapture A new pride my ego taught me, and this I teach men: no longer to bury one's head in the sand of heavenly things, but to bear it freely, an earthly head, which creates a meaning for the earth. A new will I teach men: to will this way which man has walked blindly, and to affirm it, and no longer to sneak away from it like the sick and decaying. -Zarathustra, [via FRIEDRICH EFFING NIETZSCHE]
keep on dancin til the world ends, yall!!! [damn, brit, ur lookin good, bb!]
***** TOP 10 REASONS 2 CELEBRATE THE APOCALYPSE: 10. no more youtube vidoes like this!:
9. all gays can finally get married! 8. in the event of a world-wide earthquake, a great chance to thrash some sick, tsunami-style waVVes! 7. more time 4 blogging! 6. mad max will b there! 6. wont have 2 repay student loans! 6. 200 million less Xtians = more space for pagan sex orgies, yall! 3. can use all the empty churches for acid raves! 2. pigs wearing green boots! 1. more time 2 chill down with my chill, crust-punk dad!
_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_ how are u celebrating the RAPTURE? do u listen to THE FAMILY RADIOS DOT COM? will u be burning in [hell][heaven][other]? does brittney spears look 'smokin hot'? what has been ur fav 'meme of the week' of 2k11? do u like the SALEM 'dancing 2 the world ends' vid better than brittney's? [s00 dark, yall] will ben affleck & bruce willis save us? or will elijah wood/lele zeblowski/morgan freeman hussein obama save us?
sometimes there r stretches of time it seems like we're living in a magical world the LORD G-D our savior showers us with a multitude of gifts & miracles ppl like george bush are elected president ppl like kanye west get 10.0's on p4k arcade fire wins 'album of the century' television is filled with programs like 'the american idols,' 'skins,' & 'the jersey shore' it's fashion week in NY ur parents just bought you a Vespa/$1000 fixie u just found a giant bag of weed on the sidewalk u just got a full-time job u just got married to some1 u 'rlly <3' ur having a babie & will raise him/her in the most culturally-enriched alternative vegan organic environment possible
everything just seems 2 'work out' everything is great
sometimes u <3 luv effing everything
but sometimes... planet earth just seems to b swirling down the shitter & it makes u wonder... maybe those Mexicans were right abt the 'end of the world' in 2012
first this happened in some place called 'egypt'
then this happened in some place called 'wisconsin'
then this happened in some place called 'libby-yah'
then this happened in some place called 'the bronx'
then this happened in japan
then this happened in japan
then this happened in japan
then this happened on broadway
then this happened to my face [via bell's palsy]
& just to remind u - this happened in wisconsin
yall just doesn't seem like a good time 4 n e of us maybe the end rlly is nigh maybe we're doomed maybe TOMBOY never will come out maybe this is 'it' i guess we did 'OK' i guess we had 'a good run'
but maybe... w/ a lil <3 and a lil hope it's not too l8 if charlie can win, so can u dyin's 4 fools if we just pull 2gether... if we just help each other out... if we take care... we'll get better we'll pick ourselves up
remember we're all in this 2gther
_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- is planet earth/human societie 'tots effed'? does living in a modern societie give us a 'false sense of securitie'? r u worried 4 japan? do u care more abt japan than u cared abt india? have u seen 'spiderman'? do u think this bro is ok?
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