Saturday, May 28, 2011

want some granola?

oh come munch some granola
w/ me!
it's local, organic
& corn syrup-free!

oh come chew some brownies -
don't pass!
they're baked w/ the good stuff -
some premium grass!

just run ur fingers
thru my long, shaggy hair!
we'll frolic thru meadows
bodies naked & bare!

it's gr8 2 b
the children of earth!
the trees & the flowers
r of infinite worth!

so come munch some granola
w/ me!
it's local, organic,
& corn syrup-free!

so come munch some granola
w/ me!
it's local, organic,
& corn syrup-free!

practice ur yoga
& share peace & love!
spread wings of hope
like a white turtle dove!

bike 2 ur workplace
& compost ur trash!
possessions r worthless,
so trade them for hash!

most vital of all
good vibes must endure!
we're all brothers & sisters
& our kindness is pure!

its the summer time, bb
the summer of bliss!
so grab some1 near by
& give them a kiss!

oh yes come munch some granola
w/ me!
it's local, organic,
& corn syrup-free!

oh come munch some granola
w/ me!
it's local, organic,
& corn syrup-free!

Saturday, May 21, 2011

yall excited 4 the RAPTURE!!!???

we've had some gr8 internet memes so far this year, yall
charlies sheen, rebecca black, donald trump, obama bin laden
in our overpopulated blog/youtube/internet meme economy
seems like a new meme cums & goes evry week
& i can barely keep track of them all
maybe i just don't have enough snark in me
2 become a 'prime-time' 'snarky meme blogger'
but since the rapture is literally 'just around the bend,'
i can't resist throwing in my '2 effing cents' sometimes, living in our godless urban cesspools of art, fashion, culture, and gay sex
it's easy 2 forget that there's 'a whole nother world out there, yall'
in middle america
populated by millions of overweight, unemployed white people [and mexicans]
with nothing better 2 do than watch satellite TV, monday night football, and Jersey Shore;
shop at the local Hot Topic or American Eagle;
eat Taco Bell;
and worship unicorns/the
'BIG GUY IN THE SKY' is it insensitive of the 'elitist, pretentious, educated, secular media sphere'
2 make fun of mnstrm americans snarfing down fast food & worshiping the one and only LORD JESUS CHRIST?
hells yeah it's insensitive!
he's already here, bb!
no wonder this guy thinks it's the end of the world
looks some1 dug him up from the grave & pulled a rake over him!
'it's the end of the world as we know it, yall, but i feel more 'mummy-like' than fine' -Harold Cambell

but SRSLY
why hasn't anyone realized that the 'end-of-the-world' gimmick
is just the greatest website advertising meme [via FAMILY RADIO]
of all time?
or was this just some stunt by R.E.M. 2 get youtube hits & try 2 be 'relevant' again?

these people don't look dangerous - - & maybe some miraculous day they actually will die out
& we can snark them left and right, up & down until they do

but they r a real threat to the well-being of democracy & social cooperation among the human race

truth is
religious fundamentalism doesn't help anyone
& only perpetuates social dissent, ignorance, poverty, & h8
they're welcome 2 their rapture
A new pride my ego taught me, and this I teach men: no longer to bury one's head in the sand of heavenly things, but to bear it freely, an earthly head, which creates a meaning for the earth. A new will I teach men: to will this way which man has walked blindly, and to affirm it, and no longer to sneak away from it like the sick and decaying.
-Zarathustra, [via FRIEDRICH EFFING NIETZSCHE]


keep on dancin til the world ends, yall!!! [damn, brit, ur lookin good, bb!]

*****

TOP 10 REASONS 2 CELEBRATE THE APOCALYPSE:
10. no more youtube vidoes like this!:

9. all gays can finally get married!
8. in the event of a world-wide earthquake, a great chance to thrash some sick, tsunami-style waVVes!
7. more time 4 blogging!
6. mad max will b there!
6. wont have 2 repay student loans!
6. 200 million less Xtians = more space for pagan sex orgies, yall!
3. can use all the empty churches for acid raves!
2. pigs wearing green boots!
1. more time 2 chill down with my chill, crust-punk dad!

_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_
how are u celebrating the RAPTURE?
do u listen to THE FAMILY RADIOS DOT COM?
will u be burning in [hell][heaven][other]?
does brittney spears look 'smokin hot'?
what has been ur fav 'meme of the week' of 2k11?
do u like the SALEM 'dancing 2 the world ends' vid better than brittney's? [s00 dark, yall]
will ben affleck & bruce willis save us? or will elijah wood/lele zeblowski/morgan freeman hussein obama save us?