Monday, January 31, 2011

will fleet foxes save the world?

Fleet Foxes - Helplessness Blues by subpop




































'we're back yall'
-fleet foxies

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can fleet foxes save the world of indie music?
does fleet fox's brand of meaningful authentic bro music make u feel 'all good inside'?
is robin totes kute?
how can i get my beard 2b as scraggly as robins?
how can i get my hair 2 b as matted as robins?
r u gonna buy this shit on vinyl and cream ur pants 2 it?
will fleetfloxblues be better than tomboy????

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

who is The Bieb?

I am The Bieb
I have a lesbian dyke haircut
But I am a man
I am
The Bieb
I am The Bieb
Effing crushin it w/the ladies
Gettin their panties all wet
Goin balls deep
Sleighing
I am
The Bieb
I am The Bieb
Killin it in 3-dimensions
Rockin out w/my cock out
Throwin down some mad hard vocals
Blowin ur world
[via orgasms]
I am
The Bieb
I am the Bieb
I am mnstrm
I am alt
I get tats
& show off my killer bod @ the beach
Look at these rips
Mother effers
I am
The Bieb
I am the Bieb
I ain't no virgin
I am a sex GOD
Fingerin bitches on the reg
Gettin my 10" tween peen serviced 69+ X daily
I am
The Bieb
I am The Bieb
I am a meme
A product 4 u 2 consume
I am a JPEG & a MP3
I am an effing machine, Matrix-style
I am the President of the United States of Tween
I am
The Bieb
I am The Bieb
I transcend human existence
I will live 4EVAR
On your iPod/blog/the Internet
I will penetrate ur soul
I own u
I am
The Beib
I am The Bieb
This is Me
16
Chillin like a baller
I am famous
I am important
I am ur wettest dream
I am
The Bieb
I am
The Beib
I am -
The Beib

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

is nyc a pussie abt snow?

nyc
u r a pussie
when it comes 2 snow
snow! don’t u know
it’s just snow, that’s all
what it does best is fall
on the street
where earth & sky meet
it’ll melt all away
just wait 1 effing day
jesus, nyc
u sure r a pussie
haven't u been to chicago?
oh no?
the winters there
are 10X as cold and bare
than winters here
and yet u begin 2 fear
at the slightest sight
of a snowflake in flight
nyc, ur so effing lame
winters here r so tame
compared 2 the home
where i was grown
in the hearty midwest
where we have hair on our chest
& eat lots of meat
while the winter we greet
with a roar and a hoot
as we tug on our boots
2 roll in the cold
whether we're young or we're old
but u, nyc
ur such a pussie
grow a pair of balls
while the pretty snow falls
on the streets and the roofs
on the str8s and the poofs
get on the train
don't b so G-damn lame
ride 2 work
don't b a jerk
don't cancel school
it's just snow, u fool!
jesus holy god
ur such a nim rod
so stop ur complaining
it's not entertaining
it's just G-damn snow
nyc, don't u know?
it’ll melt all away
just wait 1 effing day
jesus, nyc
u sure r a pussie
when it comes 2 snow
snow -
snow -
snow!!!
it's just snow,
don't u know

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why can't nyc handle snow?
is it b/c there's nowhere for snow to go?
or is it b/c ppl r just 'effing pussies'?
why is every snow storm in nyc classified an 'OMFG BLIZZZZZARD!!!!'
where were u during the BLIZZARD 2k10/2k11/2k12/2k13/2k69/3k42???
is this the most 'authentically meaningful' short film abt sbow u've evr seen???: