is nyc a pussie abt snow?

nyc
u r a pussie
when it comes 2 snow
snow! don’t u know
it’s just snow, that’s all
what it does best is fall
on the street
where earth & sky meet
it’ll melt all away
just wait 1 effing day
jesus, nyc
u sure r a pussie
haven't u been to chicago?
oh no?
the winters there
are 10X as cold and bare
than winters here
and yet u begin 2 fear
at the slightest sight
of a snowflake in flight
nyc, ur so effing lame
winters here r so tame
compared 2 the home
where i was grown
in the hearty midwest
where we have hair on our chest
& eat lots of meat
while the winter we greet
with a roar and a hoot
as we tug on our boots
2 roll in the cold
whether we're young or we're old
but u, nyc
ur such a pussie
grow a pair of balls
while the pretty snow falls
on the streets and the roofs
on the str8s and the poofs
get on the train
don't b so G-damn lame
ride 2 work
don't b a jerk
don't cancel school
it's just snow, u fool!
jesus holy god
ur such a nim rod
so stop ur complaining
it's not entertaining
it's just G-damn snow
nyc, don't u know?
it’ll melt all away
just wait 1 effing day
jesus, nyc
u sure r a pussie
when it comes 2 snow
snow -
snow -
snow!!!
it's just snow,
don't u know

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why can't nyc handle snow?
is it b/c there's nowhere for snow to go?
or is it b/c ppl r just 'effing pussies'?
why is every snow storm in nyc classified an 'OMFG BLIZZZZZARD!!!!'
where were u during the BLIZZARD 2k10/2k11/2k12/2k13/2k69/3k42???
is this the most 'authentically meaningful' short film abt sbow u've evr seen???: