r u alt?

wllmsbrg’s a friendly place
it’s home 2 a vry special race
of human, called the ‘effing alts’
being alt is what it’s all abt
‘what does it mean 2 b alt?’ u say?
well, 2 start, most alts r usually ghey
most alts wear vry skinny jeans
& can sing AnCo songs in their most danked-out dreams
alts – or ‘hipsters,’ as they’re also called –
r on the cutting edge of the cultural crowd
at least that’s what some of them seem 2 think
btw – most alts don’t shower, so they usually stink
it’s pretty easy 2 stereotype the alt
but treat them nice – it’s not their fault
that their parents r rich, or that they can’t keep a job
they’re not just some emotionless blob! no! alts have hopes, & alts have important hopes, 2
& not just 2 show that they’re better than u
they want 2 help, & they want 2 luvvv
they want 2 worship our good LORD above
i must admit, i’m kinda alt
not real sure why i took that route
it’s hard 2 find such trendy clothes…
why we’re alt, maybe no1 knows
but in the end, the truth is this –
& this is something some alts miss – :
alt or mnstrm, we’re all the same
we’re all caught up in a frightful game
we’re all afraid, we’re all alone
we just want bros & a home of our own
we don’t want 2 be forgotten, we don’t want 2 die
we just want a kute some1 2 look in our eyes
& whisper, ‘i luv u 4 u, & nothing more,
& i don’t care how alt u r, or if ur a bore’
we want 2 find purpose, we want 2 find meaning
we want 2 touch the axis
on which the earth’s leaning
so i invite u, my bros, 2 check out my hood
it’s full of useless 20-somethings in an alternative mood
wllmsbrg
is the place 2 b
2 b alt
2 b hipster
2 set ur lil altie <3 free

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r u alt?
why r u alt?
what does it mean 2 b alt?
r ppl born alt, or can u become alt?
what genre of human r u? [via hipster, alt, blipster, scenester, altbro, altbag, altbroad, teen, tween, cool dad, cool mom, crustie, mnstrmr, lmstrmr]
r effing hipsters the effing 'dead end of western civilization'?
r u sad, lonely, & just wanna 'connect' 2 other alts? [via facebook/twitter/blogs?]
r we all the same?