‘lady gaga’
don’t know who/what u r
some ppl i respect even think u r a genius
but 2 me
u just look like a tranny-crossdresser
trying 2 squeeze out a turd
on a piano bench
don’t understand all the ‘hype’ u generate
i guess u have a ‘unique’ sense of ‘fashion’
maybe u r so authentic
that u transcend everyday human existence
which is maybe why
i just don’t ‘get’ u
or maybe ppl r just so bored/resentful
of their mnstrm suburban lives
& they just want something
silly 2 look at
that somehow still passes as ‘high culture/art’
makes them feel ‘sophisticated,’ ‘trendy’ and ‘in-the-know’
broin’ down with the modern music ‘scene-sphere’
music isn’t even about music n e more
just ‘image,’ ‘controversial wardrobe choices,’
‘youtube/JPEG/internet memes’
& ‘pitchfork’
don’t really even have to write ‘interesting’/ ‘insightful’ lyrics
or play real instruments
just shit out 32 minutes of bleepy-bloops/fuzz/samples/remixes on a MacBook Pro
every 2.5 years
then ride the press wave
like a cowboy [Heath Ledger] riding a horse [Jake Gyllenhall]
into oblivion
‘lady gaga’
some ppl ‘feel’/‘act like they feel’
‘insulted’
that u think ur such hot shit
u can play on John Lennon’s piano
u r more than just some attention-seeking whore-cunt
but the gr8est artist/most relevant pop culture icon
since Bono
which is perhaps evidence
that something has gone horribly wrong in the last several years
in the world’s relationship to music
when ppl start to worry/think more
about the material object an artist used to facilitate his music-making
than the ideas/dreams/hopes an artist was attempting to convey
through his music –
something has gone wrong
terribly wrong
makes me think the world might be ending
in 2012
after all
don’t even think lady gaga is a ‘real person’
possibly just a CGI creation
like Gollum or the avatars
has n e one actually seen her in person
or touched her skin
or performed an X-ray to make sure
she is full of human organs
and not metal rods and bolts
the female version of the Terminator
come from the future to annihilate the human race
?
‘lady gaga’
u were conceived and born on the Internet
u live inside the Internet
a grouping of memory pixels
floating through space
not a man
not a woman
a cluster of electricity
everywhere
everywhere
and
nowhere
‘lady gaga’
u will live 4evar
unlike John Lennon, a real person
who was shot by J.D. Salinger and bled to death
on the pavement
u have transcended the human condition
u will remain authentic 4evar
hats off to u, m’lady
u r more popular than the Beatles
which means u are even more popular
than Jesus [via the transitive property]
imagine no inauthenticity
imagine all the blog coverage
imagine all the mnstrm people
living 4 2day
in the name of the father
the son
and the lady gaga
deliver us from evil
amen
-The Bible
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do u actually ‘like’ ‘lady gaga,’ or just ‘the idea’ of ‘lady gaga’?
what is ur fav lady gaga ‘song’?
do u play Beatles Rock Band?
do u ‘imagine’?
is lady gaga ‘human,’ ‘machine,’ or ‘CGI’?
did ur parents force u to take piano lessons?
is lady gaga a ‘performance artist’ [via Lindsay Lohan], offering the world an important critique on modern celebrity culture, or is she just another ‘Madona rip-off attention-seeking cunt’?
do u think lady gaga’s vag/peen has teeth?
is lady gaga ‘the 2nd cumming of Christ’/ ‘the antichrist’?
what is the state of modern ‘music’?
was John Lennon the proto-hipster?
