how much do u luuuuvvvvvvv craigslist?

here i sit
dark room
middle america
sweating
in my underwear
back from alaska
2 AM
craigslist

going back to bk, ny
gotta finish school
gotta find a job
museums
west coast
bright happy future
but first gotta go back
to bk, ny
craigslist

i want a chill apartment
in a chill neighborhood
wllmsbrg/bshwck
the most authentic
alternative
meaningful
artsy/creative
young
rebellious
locally grown
organic
part of town
want 2 bro down with my bros
throw down a chill
& vibe out to chill vibes
craigslist

craigslist

craigslist

craigslist

i need a chill pad
craigslist
won't u hook me up
craigslist
with some chill ass chill bros
craigslist
so hard to find a good ad
why cant peopple in engrish write
what happened to grammar

CAPS LOCK
why
no pics
why
western union
WHY

the rain starts
outside my window
crickets croaking
sweat
eyes are blurry
so many craigslist posts
so little time
& not enough PBR
left to drink

craigslist
i promise
if u help me find a sweet place
in a sweet neighborhood
close to the bedford/marcy stops
less than 1000/mo
i'll love u 4evar
i promise you, craigslist
i'll never h8 on u again

craigslist
im just a chill bro
lookin for a chill pad
<3 u

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do u <3 craigslist?
have u ever met some chill ppl via craigslist?
what was ur best craigslist experience?
is williamsburg more 'authentic'/'chill' than bushwick, or vise versasss?
why do some ppl use CAPS LOCK in their craigslist ads?
why do some ppl use all lower case in their craigslist ads?
is craigslist a useful 'social/commercial networking tool,' or just a place to hook up for anonymous ghey sex?
r u purrrrr w/cats?
r u woolf w/dogs?
why does everyone suddenly seem to live in 'east wllmsbrg'?
r ppl who live on mnhttn 'too mnstrm'/'too inauthentic'/'too old' for your tastes?
do ppl actually live on mnhttn, or r all those buildings 'just for shits'?
would it be possible for me 'to live in the internet'?
do u have 'THE APARTMENT OF MY DREAMS'/'THE APARTMENT I WAS SEARCHING FOR'????

have u evr lived in a huge effing white house?

this is a white house
for a white bro
this is my house
it is a chill house

this is my chill kitchen
where i make chill meals
and bake tasty treats
like veggie burgers
and brownies


i have a big living room
where i bro down w/my bros
memorable white people dinner parties
& meaningful utube sessions






sometimes we vibe down
on the front porch
sunday morning veggie scramble brunch
sans-high fructose corn syrup catsup
mid-afternoon organic free-trade coffee breaks

upstairs there’s my bedroom
killer views from all the windows
and a chill couch
watchin movies on my laptop
post-apocalyptic denzel washington
timothy treadwell grizzly man style


i have a big basement too
full of lots of chill-ass old shit
weird alien psycho-magnetic torture instruments
& ghosts

overall, my white house
has been a chill white person place to live
its my castle of good vibes
between the mountains and the sea
and a good place to pick
salmon berries

summer’s almost over, tho
all my bros r gone
don’t have much 2 do n e more
cept sit o my ass
watchin 1980s VHS tapes
eating triscuits & cheetos
slamin down some ranier,
nectar of the p bar gods


gotta pack my bags now
stuffed with chill White E merch
gonna hit the road
for an authentic alaskan wilderness adventure
no1 has evr done b4

gonna miss u, white house
u r a chill house
4 chill bros
I will miss ur creaks and leaky faucets
& ur chill-ass bathroom wallpaper

ill always remember
running around inside of u
bare ass naked
throwin shit down your staircase
listening to your awesome-ass
portable radio

white house
chill house
bro house –
ur in my <3, house house
just chillin down 2 some chill vibes
in little sitkatown
<3 u
<3 u
<3 u

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have yall ever lived/broed down in the white house?
have yall ever lived in a national historic landmark?
is my house the chillest house?
what was ur favorite partie @ the white house?
is creed the gr8est band of all time?
r u hot, wet, drippin w/sweat?
when was the last time u faced your fear?
do u prefer rock brownies, or brownie batter sludge drink?
what is ur favorite VHS tape to watch?
do u like ur veggie burgers with or w/o buns?
do u like ur catsup with or w/o high fructose corn syrup?
have u ever seen a ghost in my house?
is ranier better than PBR/miller high lifes?
is denzel washington the gr8st actor of all black people?
is the white house the broest place to bro of all brotime?
will u miss my house?
did I actually live in this house?
was this a dream?