sick of being a worthless grad student?

yall
so sick of being a worthless
over-educated
white person
effing hipster
grad student + intern
few practical skills
thousands of dollars in debt
24 years old
writing history essays
no one will read
doesn't matter
tired
worn out
give up
over it
sick of the pressure
anxiety
debt
rlly just want to be a boring
8-5 mainstreamer
just want to blog
just want to watch netflix
just want to play X-box
just want to eat TV dinners
just want to read 'the da vinci code'
and 'eat pray love' and 'the secret'
and 'the five bros you meet in heaven'
want to watch 'glee' and 'CSI'
want to order take-out thai
want to drive a hummer
want to have 2.5 kids
that will grow up to resent me
exploit me for money
to live in a trendy, brooklyn-like city
while they go to grad school
to study film, literature, acting
tired
worn out
sick of being a worthless grad student + intern
paying money
to make copies
have people judge my writing
eff it
social life dead
cant find a date
seems like a corrupt system
we all buy into it
'M.A./Ph.D. = social status'
but does any of it matter
does n e one actually 'give a shit'
sort of confused
over it
24 years old
over-educated
white person
effing hipster
no practical skills
thousands of dollars in debt

at least its winter break soon yalls!

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yall tired of being a worthless grad student?
what did u learn in grad school?
did u get to go to school for free, or r u 'effing shit-deep' in debt?
should i get a p h dees?
why does life end after college?
why do ppl go to grad school?
why are jobs so boring?
why are ppl expected to get some 'boring ass job' they don't give an eff about after college?

have u evr lived in a huge effing white house?

this is a white house
for a white bro
this is my house
it is a chill house

this is my chill kitchen
where i make chill meals
and bake tasty treats
like veggie burgers
and brownies


i have a big living room
where i bro down w/my bros
memorable white people dinner parties
& meaningful utube sessions






sometimes we vibe down
on the front porch
sunday morning veggie scramble brunch
sans-high fructose corn syrup catsup
mid-afternoon organic free-trade coffee breaks

upstairs there’s my bedroom
killer views from all the windows
and a chill couch
watchin movies on my laptop
post-apocalyptic denzel washington
timothy treadwell grizzly man style


i have a big basement too
full of lots of chill-ass old shit
weird alien psycho-magnetic torture instruments
& ghosts

overall, my white house
has been a chill white person place to live
its my castle of good vibes
between the mountains and the sea
and a good place to pick
salmon berries

summer’s almost over, tho
all my bros r gone
don’t have much 2 do n e more
cept sit o my ass
watchin 1980s VHS tapes
eating triscuits & cheetos
slamin down some ranier,
nectar of the p bar gods


gotta pack my bags now
stuffed with chill White E merch
gonna hit the road
for an authentic alaskan wilderness adventure
no1 has evr done b4

gonna miss u, white house
u r a chill house
4 chill bros
I will miss ur creaks and leaky faucets
& ur chill-ass bathroom wallpaper

ill always remember
running around inside of u
bare ass naked
throwin shit down your staircase
listening to your awesome-ass
portable radio

white house
chill house
bro house –
ur in my <3, house house
just chillin down 2 some chill vibes
in little sitkatown
<3 u
<3 u
<3 u

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have yall ever lived/broed down in the white house?
have yall ever lived in a national historic landmark?
is my house the chillest house?
what was ur favorite partie @ the white house?
is creed the gr8est band of all time?
r u hot, wet, drippin w/sweat?
when was the last time u faced your fear?
do u prefer rock brownies, or brownie batter sludge drink?
what is ur favorite VHS tape to watch?
do u like ur veggie burgers with or w/o buns?
do u like ur catsup with or w/o high fructose corn syrup?
have u ever seen a ghost in my house?
is ranier better than PBR/miller high lifes?
is denzel washington the gr8st actor of all black people?
is the white house the broest place to bro of all brotime?
will u miss my house?
did I actually live in this house?
was this a dream?

how does it feel 2 b a white, priveliged, over-educated, white person?

suburbs
parents
soccer leagues
band practice
scholarships
liberal arts education
sexual experimentation
dorm life
study abroad
travel
clothes
food
apartments
houses
New York City
restaurants
museums
nightclubs
New York Times
parties
white friends
social networking
money
iPods
iPhones
MacBook Pros
netbooks
Blackberries
music
blogs
the Internet
bicycles
recycling
organic farming
diner parties
film
literature
art
coffee
tea
cafes
journals
sketchbooks
guitars
poetry
climbing the social ladder
white people
alternative culture
white people
liberal sensibilities
white people
expensive sunglasses
white people
environmentalism
white people
authenticity
white people
white people
white people

humanity
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r u a white person?
r u priveleged & over educated?
was ur college education 'completely effing useless'?
what r your favorite 'white person' things 2 do?
is this post just a rip-off of the outdated, old-ass blog 'stuff whitebros like'?
do u like black people?
do u have white guilt?