r yall excited for the new facebook movie?

cant wait
so pumped
abt to cream my pants
bout the new james cameron 3D film
'the facial network'
staring that chill bro
from
'the squid, the whale, the dysfunctional parents, and the angsty tween'

as
Mark Zuckyburgs
founder of the INTERNET
no more need
for landline phones
hand-written letters
face-2-face conversation
just gonna sit in my room
& update my status
with quirky movie quotes
how 'crunk' i got last nite
or how much i <3 twilight/glee/star wars/harry twatter
thank u
mark zuckyburgers
4 making human interaction irrelevant
u r a genius
punk
so c00l
s0 chill

wonder if i should make my profile pic
the movie poster 4 'the facejob network'
not 2 b 'meta' or 'ironic'
just 2 show
marky mark
how much i <3 him
how much i use his website
to stalk ex gf's/bf's/random ppl i'm obsessed with
u r so kute, mark
wish i could have met u in college
instead of ur fugly ass sister

im w/u all the way, bro
screw humanity
we will transcend mnstream earth-bound existence
we will transform from beings of blood and flesh
to bundles of JPEG digital pixels
1 little picture
representing my personal brand
shows how unique & authentic i am
compared to the rest of mnstrm societie

'networking'
'love'
'connections'
'stalking'
this is what life is all abt
but no1 knew this b4 u, mark
u went to Harvard
surpassed us all
u live
on the internet
sort of like Jesusbro/ghosts
who exist in the air
never rlly seen, but always 'there'
permeating, infiltrating, penetrating
everything we do

gonna bring my MacBook Pro/iPad/iPhone 4G/droid/starbucks
2 the movie premiere
gonna sit by 'myself'
but will frequently update my status/profile
w/relevant dialogue/quotes
& webcam shots of myself
so all my 'friends' will know
where i am
and we will be
'connected'
[via the face]

<3 u, mark
hear u've already been nominated for an academy award
which is more nominations than myspace/twitter ever got
even tho ur film
just looks like a rip-off/girl talk mashup
of other shittie movies
st. elmo's fire + dead poetbros society + a beautiful bro's mind
u will win
my fav movie
of all time
<3 u mark
keep it facial

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is 'the facial network' the gr8est movie evr?
is mark zuckyburgs the new justin timberlake?
would u bang mark for $______?
whats ur favorite fb ap?
will fb/mark zucky b 'relevant 4evar'?
should i deactivate my fb account?
are you actually 'friends' w/anyone n e more?
which fb profile pic best represents ur personal brand?
were u on fb when it was still 'underground'?
is the internets causing societie 2 become illiterate, socially incompetent, shallow, hollow, empty, & detached from realitie?