what do u do 2 hav fun, george?

what r u
twin shadow
where r u
twin shadbro
o who r u
queer shadshow

saw u on u t00b
bought a tix to ur show
@@@ le poisson rouge
so pumped
so chilled
an obscure chillwave band
@@@ a relevant alt venue
under the streets of nyu
the altiest of alt universities
but i got there too l8
or u went on too early
7PM???
christ, who the hell r u playing for?
oh
i see
18 and up
oh

how r u
twin shadow
when r u playin
twin shadbro
r u queer or ghey
queer shadshow

as i walked down the stairs
we made eye contact
& b4 i recognized u from the internet
i saw in ur eyes
a burning fire -
u were ready to fcuk
fcuk away your loneliness
anxiety
fear
brought on by the burden
of emerging as the only relevant buzzband
of 2k10
the future of chillwavves
resting on ur hot ass Dominican shoulders
and your hot ass porn star 'stache

what r u
twin shadow
r human or just meme
twin shadbro
r u in pain
queer shadshow

saw u outside the club
cramming ur gear into
the back of a grandpabro car
u had to drive urself 2 the concert?
damn, bro
starting to wonder if ur actually legit
or just so altesquely vintage
u exist in a sphere of authenticity
not even most worthless 20-smethngs
wllmsbrg inhabitants
can comprehend

twin shads, twin bros
queer shads, hurt shads
i just want u 2 b happy
but im worried abt u
[via 'the state of modern music']
used to seem music
was abt music, bro
and musician bros were primarily
down 'to jam chill vibes'
now its abt a packaged image
quirky JPEG iTunes album art cover flow
8.6+ p4k scores
& even tho u sell urself as a bro who's
'dwn2fcuk'
ur probs just as sad, lonely, insecure
as 'the rest of us'

twin shadow
twin shadbro
how i <3 u
queer shadshow
i think u r chill
so keep it reals, yo
don't let me down
just keep it slow
u have a talent
real real big talent
thanks

<3 u twin shads

_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_
have u heard of twin shadow?
r u queer for twin shadbro?
have u ever been in a porn?
do u like muscle cars?
has an indie buzzband singer ever 'eyefcked u' in a stairway/on stage?
is george the chillest/altest bro on Planet Alt?
is this music 'good', or just 'trivial forgettable bllsht?'
do ppl actually listen 2 music they like, or just what p4k tells them 2 like?