r u crusty?

crusty crust punk
dirty crust punk
you really
really smell
you are scummy
and you're dirty
and your armpits
smell like hell

dirty crust punk
o smelly crust punk
you are grimy
and you're dank
you have dirt
behind your ears
and your feet
smell really rank

scummy crust kid
yucky crust kid
wont you please
come with me
i will wash you
and i will bathe you
so you wont
stink like pee

mr. crusty
o crusty crusty
let me please
trim your beard
i will scrub your face
and i will comb your hair
you have nothing
to fear

o smelly crust head
scuzzy crust head
wont you please
take my hand
i want to show you
what life is like
in a clean
and cleanly land

little crusty
friendly crusty
i think im truly
in love with you
but what's lurking
in your overalls
not sure if
I want an STD too

crusty crust punk
dirty crust punk
i dont really want
you to change
i like your sweaty smell
i like your grimy nails
i like that you
are kinda strange

im just so comfortable
in my lifestyle
that you seem
like such a risk
what is life like
on the other side
wont all my friends
say tisk-tisk

it's a crazy
crazy world
filled with many
different bros
but we're mostly
all the same
feeling lost
and just confused

but mr. crusty
friendly crusty
don't you think
we can be friends
i know i'm girly
and pretentious
but i'm loyal
to the end

i will share my thoughts
you will share yours too
and we'll learn
quite a lot
though we're different
and we're strangers
a different species
we are not

so crusty crust punk
handsome crust punk
we know you really
really smell
but you're my buddy
you're my special friend
you're so funny
we'll bro down until the end
until the freezing
over of hell

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r u a crusty, crusty crustpunk?
crusty, crustpunk, trainhopper, or gutter punk?
r u repulsed by crusties, or sorta intrigued by the 'subculture'?
r crusties the most 'authentic' subculture, or are they just an uber-dirty form of 'hipster'?
have u ever fallen in love w/a crusty/someone from a different social/cultural background?
have u ever gotten a STD?
do u wear deodorant?
shot up any chill black tar heroin l8ly?
r all crusties just rich white kids turning their back on their wealthy parents?
r some crusties really poor?
have u ever 'lived in a squat'?
is this cartoon 'funny'/'sorta funny'/'true but not funny'/'poorly drawn'/'retarded'?

r we really all so different?