do u have a scuzzy ass 'effing hipster' beard?

hi
i have a beard
do u have a beard?
i luv a bro
w/a beard

hi
oh hi
nice beard, bro
ur killin it

kute beard
lil white bro
makes u look kinda manly
id hit that

oh?
u have a beard too?
sweet
lovin' it

dude, that's a sweet beard
id live in that beard
but what happened to ur band, bro?
where'd u bros go?

oh
i guess ur scruff is kewl
u should probs work a lil harder tho
maybe a chill stache

yeah
work that stache bro
lovin it
70s porn star

beards r chill, yall
super vintage
shows ur in touch
w/nature

look at this effing bro
damn walt
ur the man
ohhh shit son

hi
i have a beard
do u have a beard?
i luv a bro
w/a beard
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do u hav a beard?
do u like men w/beards?
who has the most authentic hipster beard?
if the point of being a hipster is to look 'different,' why does everybody wind up looking the same?