Showing posts with label Lists. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lists. Show all posts

Saturday, May 21, 2011

yall excited 4 the RAPTURE!!!???

we've had some gr8 internet memes so far this year, yall
charlies sheen, rebecca black, donald trump, obama bin laden
in our overpopulated blog/youtube/internet meme economy
seems like a new meme cums & goes evry week
& i can barely keep track of them all
maybe i just don't have enough snark in me
2 become a 'prime-time' 'snarky meme blogger'
but since the rapture is literally 'just around the bend,'
i can't resist throwing in my '2 effing cents' sometimes, living in our godless urban cesspools of art, fashion, culture, and gay sex
it's easy 2 forget that there's 'a whole nother world out there, yall'
in middle america
populated by millions of overweight, unemployed white people [and mexicans]
with nothing better 2 do than watch satellite TV, monday night football, and Jersey Shore;
shop at the local Hot Topic or American Eagle;
eat Taco Bell;
and worship unicorns/the
'BIG GUY IN THE SKY' is it insensitive of the 'elitist, pretentious, educated, secular media sphere'
2 make fun of mnstrm americans snarfing down fast food & worshiping the one and only LORD JESUS CHRIST?
hells yeah it's insensitive!
he's already here, bb!
no wonder this guy thinks it's the end of the world
looks some1 dug him up from the grave & pulled a rake over him!
'it's the end of the world as we know it, yall, but i feel more 'mummy-like' than fine' -Harold Cambell

but SRSLY
why hasn't anyone realized that the 'end-of-the-world' gimmick
is just the greatest website advertising meme [via FAMILY RADIO]
of all time?
or was this just some stunt by R.E.M. 2 get youtube hits & try 2 be 'relevant' again?

these people don't look dangerous - - & maybe some miraculous day they actually will die out
& we can snark them left and right, up & down until they do

but they r a real threat to the well-being of democracy & social cooperation among the human race

truth is
religious fundamentalism doesn't help anyone
& only perpetuates social dissent, ignorance, poverty, & h8
they're welcome 2 their rapture
A new pride my ego taught me, and this I teach men: no longer to bury one's head in the sand of heavenly things, but to bear it freely, an earthly head, which creates a meaning for the earth. A new will I teach men: to will this way which man has walked blindly, and to affirm it, and no longer to sneak away from it like the sick and decaying.
-Zarathustra, [via FRIEDRICH EFFING NIETZSCHE]


keep on dancin til the world ends, yall!!! [damn, brit, ur lookin good, bb!]

*****

TOP 10 REASONS 2 CELEBRATE THE APOCALYPSE:
10. no more youtube vidoes like this!:

9. all gays can finally get married!
8. in the event of a world-wide earthquake, a great chance to thrash some sick, tsunami-style waVVes!
7. more time 4 blogging!
6. mad max will b there!
6. wont have 2 repay student loans!
6. 200 million less Xtians = more space for pagan sex orgies, yall!
3. can use all the empty churches for acid raves!
2. pigs wearing green boots!
1. more time 2 chill down with my chill, crust-punk dad!

_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_
how are u celebrating the RAPTURE?
do u listen to THE FAMILY RADIOS DOT COM?
will u be burning in [hell][heaven][other]?
does brittney spears look 'smokin hot'?
what has been ur fav 'meme of the week' of 2k11?
do u like the SALEM 'dancing 2 the world ends' vid better than brittney's? [s00 dark, yall]
will ben affleck & bruce willis save us? or will elijah wood/lele zeblowski/morgan freeman hussein obama save us?

Sunday, February 27, 2011

how many bros did u see @ last nite’s relevant club partie?


#_____Mnstrm bros
#_____Lamestream bros
#_____Hipster bros
#_____Alt bros
#_____Raver bros (glowstick version)

#_____Raver bros (cell phone version)
#_____Breakdancing bros
#_____Crustie bros
#_____Juggalo bros
#_____Frat bros

#_____Death metal bros
#_____Muscle bros
#_____Model bros

#_____Fro bros
#_____Uglie bros
#_____Totally keut bros
#_____Drug bros
#_____Dehydrated bros
#_____Totally ‘effed-up’ bros
#_____$5 sunglasses bros

#_____Lonely bros
#_____Shy bros
#_____Hornie bros
#_____Loud bros
#_____Bandana bros
#_____Ear plug bros
#_____Scarf bros
#_____Uglie sweater bros
#_____Wool hat bros
#_____Ginger bros

#_____CrEePiE bros

#_____White bros
#_____Black bros

#_____Mexi bros
#_____AZN bros

#_____Euro bros
#_____Jersey Shore bros
#_____USA bros
#_____Str8 bros
#_____Bi bros
#_____Ghey bros

#_____Homosexual bros [homobros]
#_____Lesbian bros [lesbros]
#_____Androgynous bros [androgynbros]
#_____Twink porn bros
#_____Tall bros
#_____Short bros
#_____College bros

#_____Underage bros
#_____Old Bros
#_____Cool dad bros
#_____Baby bros
#_____ ‘useless 20-something’ bros
#_____Moose bros

#_____Flannel bros
#_____Beard bros

#_____Mustache bros
#_____Leather jacket bros
#_____Sweat-stained white v-neck tee shirt bros
#_____Mark Zuckerbro ft. Justin Timberlake

#_____Steve Aoki

#_____Justice bros

#_____Jonas bros

#_____iPone bros
#_____Flipcamera bros
#_____Digital camera bros
#_____Digital SLR camera bros
#_____Hornie bros
#_____Grinding bros
#_____Bros who are ‘way too into it’

#_____Bros icing their bros
#_____Bros pumping their fist
#_____Bros nodding their head
#_____Bros smoking dank
#_____Bros at the partie all by themselves
#_____Bros just broing out

#_____Bros in a band
#_____Midget bros
#_____Bros w/a broken body part
#_____Hawaiian ley bros

#_____DJ bros

#_____Partie promoter bros
#_____Bros looking 4 bitches

#_____Bros looking 4 bros
#_____Bros looking 4 dudes
#_____Bros looking 4 <3

#_____Bros who want to sleigh
#_____Bros who want to crush
#_____Bros who want to kill
#_____Bros who want to get laid

#_____Bros being bros

#_____Bros being bros

#_____Bros being bros

#_____Bros who just want to effing dance, bro

= #_____TOTAL BROS

how many bros did u see @ last nite's relevant club partie?
which bro were u?
did u see any other bros not on this list? point em out bro