who is The Bieb?

I am The Bieb
I have a lesbian dyke haircut
But I am a man
I am
The Bieb
I am The Bieb
Effing crushin it w/the ladies
Gettin their panties all wet
Goin balls deep
Sleighing
I am
The Bieb
I am The Bieb
Killin it in 3-dimensions
Rockin out w/my cock out
Throwin down some mad hard vocals
Blowin ur world
[via orgasms]
I am
The Bieb
I am the Bieb
I am mnstrm
I am alt
I get tats
& show off my killer bod @ the beach
Look at these rips
Mother effers
I am
The Bieb
I am the Bieb
I ain't no virgin
I am a sex GOD
Fingerin bitches on the reg
Gettin my 10" tween peen serviced 69+ X daily
I am
The Bieb
I am The Bieb
I am a meme
A product 4 u 2 consume
I am a JPEG & a MP3
I am an effing machine, Matrix-style
I am the President of the United States of Tween
I am
The Bieb
I am The Bieb
I transcend human existence
I will live 4EVAR
On your iPod/blog/the Internet
I will penetrate ur soul
I own u
I am
The Beib
I am The Bieb
This is Me
16
Chillin like a baller
I am famous
I am important
I am ur wettest dream
I am
The Bieb
I am
The Beib
I am -
The Beib

is james francbro a 'good' actor?

james francbros
u r a major QT
but i cant tell
if you're a good actor
or if u get a pass
just b/c ur handsome
in the classical-manly-meathead-scruffy-muscles sort of way

ppl r all like,
'yall, james franco is mad baller,
heard he takes film classes @ the NYUs
& creative writing courses @ the Columbias,
obviously he's down to throw down some hardcore
academic chills abt his shit,
but also humble enuff to chill [via sleeping thru lectures] amongst
the hordes of pretentious, untalented, ugly,
fat girl grad students who will probably
wind up slaving in an office cubicle at a bumbfuck
publishing house clinging to the memory,
"James Franco was in my creative writing class, yall, &
he killed it"'

not sure abt ur writing skills, tho, jimbro
via:

[I often think about driving off the side of freeway overpasses, just plunge Grandpa's old blue boat through the cement guardrail: The sculpted barrier crumbling about me and Grandpa's blue machine; a great moment of metallic explosion and heavy ripping and jerking and then release; a soft, slow dive of arcing color through the windshield, into a hard second of impact, just before the black. What an adventure lies behind one quick turn of the steering wheel. A great screaming, and then, slip away.]

seems mad dark, bro
but ultimately just as cliche & trite
as any other creative writing workshop production
might want to leave writing in the more capable hands
of the jon franz-lethem-chabon bros
but mad props 4 ur book deal, n e way
more than i can say 4 myself
Esquire Fiction: "Just Before the Black"


dude has obviously crafted a unique
and hella-marketable personal brand
has the best of both worlds
mnstrm fame and alternative reverence
str8 masculinity and ghey boyishness
oscillating between alt-indie movies abt ghey poets/politicians

mnstrm blockbuster movies abt gheys in spandex [<3 spandex]

and movies abt regular bros just like u n me
smokin dank
chillin out to some chill, dank wave vibes

shit bro, i heard jim francs was even in some
ultra-alt underground soap opera performance piece
dude crushed it

n e way
just saw u in this new documentary
'127 hrs of james francos peen'

u chilled with some keut alt broads
then fell in a hole
drinkin pee & eating burritos
[sounds like my typical saturday nite]
you had scruff
& perfect teeth
but ur arm was stuck
til u 'cut that shit off'
and then started filming
'milk 2: sean penn gets milkier'

guess it was a good movie and all
just seems like for all ur appeal
u kinda have a limited acting range
& i dont want u to start
taking urself too sriously
$13 is a lot of money
2 see a movie
and ultimately id rather just look at u
running around/taking ur shirt off
for two hours
than watching u 'get deep' [via leo decapribros, russel crowbros, ed nortbros, etc.]
in the quest for an academy award

most ppl r just h8rs
jealous of ur good looks
but i <3 u
james francbros
stay true
keep sleighing
keep it mnstrm
keep it alt
& most of all
keep that hot G-damn bod
tite

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is james frncbro's attractiveness mistaken for 'talent' on all fronts?
is james francobro a good actor/writer/model/soap star/chef/artist/musician/fashion designer/mountain climber/singer/poet/designer/blogger/student/etc.?
would u tap that?
whats ur fave francbro movie?
is it possible 2 b mnstrm/alt/str8/ghey all at once?
should james franco win a pulitzer/nobel/academy award/teen choice award?
have u ever drank ur own pee 2 survive?
wuld u cut off ur own arm?
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XXX BONUS VID OF SOME CHILL BRO MEANINGFULLY DESCRIBING CUTTING OFF HIS ARM XXX