is james francbro a 'good' actor?

james francbros
u r a major QT
but i cant tell
if you're a good actor
or if u get a pass
just b/c ur handsome
in the classical-manly-meathead-scruffy-muscles sort of way

ppl r all like,
'yall, james franco is mad baller,
heard he takes film classes @ the NYUs
& creative writing courses @ the Columbias,
obviously he's down to throw down some hardcore
academic chills abt his shit,
but also humble enuff to chill [via sleeping thru lectures] amongst
the hordes of pretentious, untalented, ugly,
fat girl grad students who will probably
wind up slaving in an office cubicle at a bumbfuck
publishing house clinging to the memory,
"James Franco was in my creative writing class, yall, &
he killed it"'

not sure abt ur writing skills, tho, jimbro
via:

[I often think about driving off the side of freeway overpasses, just plunge Grandpa's old blue boat through the cement guardrail: The sculpted barrier crumbling about me and Grandpa's blue machine; a great moment of metallic explosion and heavy ripping and jerking and then release; a soft, slow dive of arcing color through the windshield, into a hard second of impact, just before the black. What an adventure lies behind one quick turn of the steering wheel. A great screaming, and then, slip away.]

seems mad dark, bro
but ultimately just as cliche & trite
as any other creative writing workshop production
might want to leave writing in the more capable hands
of the jon franz-lethem-chabon bros
but mad props 4 ur book deal, n e way
more than i can say 4 myself
Esquire Fiction: "Just Before the Black"


dude has obviously crafted a unique
and hella-marketable personal brand
has the best of both worlds
mnstrm fame and alternative reverence
str8 masculinity and ghey boyishness
oscillating between alt-indie movies abt ghey poets/politicians

mnstrm blockbuster movies abt gheys in spandex [<3 spandex]

and movies abt regular bros just like u n me
smokin dank
chillin out to some chill, dank wave vibes

shit bro, i heard jim francs was even in some
ultra-alt underground soap opera performance piece
dude crushed it

n e way
just saw u in this new documentary
'127 hrs of james francos peen'

u chilled with some keut alt broads
then fell in a hole
drinkin pee & eating burritos
[sounds like my typical saturday nite]
you had scruff
& perfect teeth
but ur arm was stuck
til u 'cut that shit off'
and then started filming
'milk 2: sean penn gets milkier'

guess it was a good movie and all
just seems like for all ur appeal
u kinda have a limited acting range
& i dont want u to start
taking urself too sriously
$13 is a lot of money
2 see a movie
and ultimately id rather just look at u
running around/taking ur shirt off
for two hours
than watching u 'get deep' [via leo decapribros, russel crowbros, ed nortbros, etc.]
in the quest for an academy award

most ppl r just h8rs
jealous of ur good looks
but i <3 u
james francbros
stay true
keep sleighing
keep it mnstrm
keep it alt
& most of all
keep that hot G-damn bod
tite

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is james frncbro's attractiveness mistaken for 'talent' on all fronts?
is james francobro a good actor/writer/model/soap star/chef/artist/musician/fashion designer/mountain climber/singer/poet/designer/blogger/student/etc.?
would u tap that?
whats ur fave francbro movie?
is it possible 2 b mnstrm/alt/str8/ghey all at once?
should james franco win a pulitzer/nobel/academy award/teen choice award?
have u ever drank ur own pee 2 survive?
wuld u cut off ur own arm?
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XXX BONUS VID OF SOME CHILL BRO MEANINGFULLY DESCRIBING CUTTING OFF HIS ARM XXX

r u a 'poet' / 'writer'?

hi yall
im a ‘poet’/‘writer’
if u couldn’t already tell
by my intense personal brand
i was just chillin on the beach
listenin to anco + authentic sea sounds
throwin down some prose
in my moleskine
smokin some dank
admiring my fixie
chilling down with some chill waves
chill

some lady asked 2 take my picture
4 the cover of some supposedly ‘progressive’ underground mag
abt ‘art’
i was sorta disappointed it wasn’t p4k
but whatevs
we all need some1
2 look up 2
& i’ll represent for the writers
the poets
& fat ugly grl and lonely ugly ghey
undergraduate creative writing majors

sorta confused why
a mag abt writing
didn’t just have words on the cover
but I guess writing and art
rn’t really about writing and art
n e more, n e ways
this is the ‘age of the image/personal brand/facebook pic’
& the only things that still sell
r dank
apple products
& JPEG memes

now some of my fav blogs
like ‘looks @ these effing hipstrz’ & ‘the hpstr runs offs’
r making fun of me
like its my fault
some old ass marketing executives
wanted to ‘make a quick buck’
by tapping into the youth scene’s
quirky/shallow fashion aesthetic
rlly all I wanted to do
was chill at the beach
dig my bare feet into the sand
and vibe down
with mother earth

oh well
just gonna keep on writin
might get another tat/piercing
l8r 2nite
chill w/my bros @ Union Pool/the Knitting Factory/
some other chill
wllmsbrg scene
bust out some meaningful words
gonna share my story
hope u like it
& stick around l8r
to buy me some PBR
and ask abt which thrift store
i got my pants from

chill, yall
-the poets & writers bro

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do u ‘write’?
do u ride a ‘fixie’?
whats ur fav thing 2 do @ the beach?
do people even ‘read’ magazines n e more?
do ppl even publish/write magazines/books n e more?
Do ppl even ‘read’ n e more?
Is ‘writing’/ ‘reading’ only for ‘fat grls’ and ‘effing fggts’?
What’s the distinction between a ‘poet’ & a ‘writer’?
Do poets get more tug jobs than writers, or vise versa?
Is this guy a better writer than ‘Twilight’?