how do u meet some1 @ trader joes?

skinny lil grocery baggers
& lil produce-stocker foodies:
trader joe's is a fantastic store
cuz all the bois are keuties

i needed to get some fixins
4 the big football bash on sunday
& when i stood in the checkout line
i saw u glancing my way

a keut lil trader joe's bagger
w/a beard & a lil black beanie
did our eyes meet just by chance?
or did u want to bag my weenie?

when i peered @ u a 2nd time
i new there was something there
i wanted u 2 know i liked u too
but i didn't want 2 glare

i was assigned a bagger two stalls behind u
but i slowed deliberately as i passed u by
u tipped up your chin, i smiled back
w/a lil glimmer in my eye

but that was that, u had 2 keep bagging
& i carried my groceries 2 the street
i wish i could have said 'hi bro, how's it goin?'
but we never got 2 meet

perhaps u've forgotten my face by now
through trader joe's many attractive men flow
the hipster type, with scraggly beards
we must all look the same 2 u, i know

maybe i'll see u next week
& u'll get to bag my food
i'll tell u my name, give u my #
say, 'u seem like a pretty cool dude'

but maybe tuesday night was all we get
the only moment on earth we'll share
the thought makes me feel quite lonely
sometimes it seems too much 2 bear

we're all alone in this big gross city
it's dark, it's scary, it's cold
but maybe to meet a partner
i've just got 2 b a lil more bold

i salute u, keut lil bagger
bagging food at the trader joe's
i hope we can meet, hang out, go on a date
maybe we're meant 2 b, maybe u'll b my mate
i'll be glad if that's how the wind blows

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is trader joe's more authentic than the wholes foodses?
r the trader joe's staff s0000 alt-keut?
how r u supposed to meet some1 in a public space?
how do u find a date?
hav u ever made suggestive eye contact w/some1 @ trader joe's/a nightclub/mcdonalds/the L train/at an AnCo show? how did it turn out 4u?
did u go on craigslist the next day and search the 'missed connections' tab?
did u write a 'missed connections' post on craigslist?
r we all sad, lonely ppl?
should i get a job @ trader joe's drawing chalk doodles of bananas?

r u crusty?

crusty crust punk
dirty crust punk
you really
really smell
you are scummy
and you're dirty
and your armpits
smell like hell

dirty crust punk
o smelly crust punk
you are grimy
and you're dank
you have dirt
behind your ears
and your feet
smell really rank

scummy crust kid
yucky crust kid
wont you please
come with me
i will wash you
and i will bathe you
so you wont
stink like pee

mr. crusty
o crusty crusty
let me please
trim your beard
i will scrub your face
and i will comb your hair
you have nothing
to fear

o smelly crust head
scuzzy crust head
wont you please
take my hand
i want to show you
what life is like
in a clean
and cleanly land

little crusty
friendly crusty
i think im truly
in love with you
but what's lurking
in your overalls
not sure if
I want an STD too

crusty crust punk
dirty crust punk
i dont really want
you to change
i like your sweaty smell
i like your grimy nails
i like that you
are kinda strange

im just so comfortable
in my lifestyle
that you seem
like such a risk
what is life like
on the other side
wont all my friends
say tisk-tisk

it's a crazy
crazy world
filled with many
different bros
but we're mostly
all the same
feeling lost
and just confused

but mr. crusty
friendly crusty
don't you think
we can be friends
i know i'm girly
and pretentious
but i'm loyal
to the end

i will share my thoughts
you will share yours too
and we'll learn
quite a lot
though we're different
and we're strangers
a different species
we are not

so crusty crust punk
handsome crust punk
we know you really
really smell
but you're my buddy
you're my special friend
you're so funny
we'll bro down until the end
until the freezing
over of hell

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r u a crusty, crusty crustpunk?
crusty, crustpunk, trainhopper, or gutter punk?
r u repulsed by crusties, or sorta intrigued by the 'subculture'?
r crusties the most 'authentic' subculture, or are they just an uber-dirty form of 'hipster'?
have u ever fallen in love w/a crusty/someone from a different social/cultural background?
have u ever gotten a STD?
do u wear deodorant?
shot up any chill black tar heroin l8ly?
r all crusties just rich white kids turning their back on their wealthy parents?
r some crusties really poor?
have u ever 'lived in a squat'?
is this cartoon 'funny'/'sorta funny'/'true but not funny'/'poorly drawn'/'retarded'?

r we really all so different?