did nat portman 'effing crush it' in BLACK SWANS?

hey Natalie
woah
F
holy F
damn grl
shit
holy SHIT

2k10: AN AWFUL YEAR 4 MOVIES
b4 i saw THE BLACK SWANNS
was rlly starting 2 think this was a
shit year for movies
oh wait
it WAS

no avatar
no hurt locker
no tarantino
no kute meaningful indie movie abt a dysfunctional family
no depressing indie movie abt poor black ppl
no coen bros
nothing
boring
sad

ok whatever
toy stories 3 was kute, i guess
but the rest just
boiled down to gimmicky gimicks

'hi i'm rlly only good at crying/shouting/yelling
so im just gonna keep playing a depressed guy w/a psychotic bitch
4 a wife' -leo dicapribros
‘hey yall!
look at my fancy special effects
so u r distracted from my incomprehensible plot’ -chris nolan

127 hrs was like,
‘ok, I get it, james franco is in a lot of movies’

didn't see 'the bro network'
though apparently half the world
has been brainwashed into thinking
it was 'good'
F U zuk, u already have enuff money
i see right thru your pale ginger skin

‘the book of eli’ said, ‘hey, look at denzel, he crushes it’
ok
we knew that already


2k10: THE ART OF CINEMA IS SWIRLING DOWN THE SHITTER
but then...
then came natalie
in THE BLACK SWANSS
& she came a lot
[via masterbation/fingering/lesbian muff-eating]

DAREN ARONOFSKI PRESENTS BLACK SWAN: A 2-HR MONTAGE OF EVERY COLLEGE BRO'S WHET DREAM
hey there natalie
wait a minute
woah
i mean -
HOLY G_D DAMN
damn grl
u CRUSHED IT
always knew u had it in u
lets face it
we all knew u were biding ur time
playing princess amidalas
sometimes u have to S george lucas's D
2 get ahead in life

u killed it in 'cum CLOSER'
& 'Vag for Vengina'
& proved ur tots down
w/'gettin funnie'
in the only relevant
snl skit in 30+ yrs
but damn grl
never like this
nvr like the black swans
u effing tore it up, grl
mad props

how does it feel 2 know
that u will win an oscar
and that millions of hornie bros
have 'blown their wads' ovr u
in the theater?????
rake in the gold, bb
u earned it
u redeemed the effing disaster
of movies in 2k10
keep killin it
keep sleighin
<3 <3 <3 <3 XoXoXoXoXoXoXo
the blog oscars of 2k10:
best directors: darren aranofskis for BLACK SWANS [even tho he essentially made the same movie he always makes but every1 else this yr effing sucked]

best actresses: Nat Portman for BLACK SWANSSSSSSS [4 effing 'crushing it']

best lesbian F-scene: Nat P0rtmans + Jackie from 'the 70's show yall' [duh]

worst human alive: mark effing zuckerberg

best 'break thru role': justin bieber in 'justin beiber's tween peen in 3D yall!'

best screenplay: soul plane

_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-
did movies 'blow' in 2k10?
what was ur fav movie in 2k10?
did nat portman 'crush it'?
r all daron aronofski's films the same? [via over-the top montage character study descents into madness]
did u j off 2 BLACK SWAN?
what was ur fav scene in BLACKSWAN?
A) nat portman j's off in bed
B) nat portman j's off in bathtub
C) kreepy old frenchman fingers nat portman
D) nat portman/jackie from 'that 70's show' eats out nat portman
E) kreepy old man j's off to nat portman on the L train
F) wynoda ryder stabs her own face
G) nat portman effing bleeds out
H) choose.ur.own.response.