yall just went to the guggyheim lookin to score some sick 'cultural education'
livin in nyc sorta feel like im always pressured into finding what's 'hip'/'kewl'/'fashionable'/'authentic'
i thought maybe going to some 'respected cultural institution' might make me feel more 'artsy' & 'relevant' & possibly even more 'ghey'
but all they were showing was utube
these r the things i learned:
conservative media is funnie
suicide is funnie
LSD is good
pot is good
blow jobs r good
thanks a lot, guggi i learned a lot 2day <3 u
_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_ whats ur favorite artsy utube vid? have u ever created a 'meaningful short film,' posted it on utube, and gotten less than 20 hits? are these films more 'meaningful'/'artsy'/'funnie'/'pointless' than the winnebago man?
do feel pressure to dress weird/be artsy/see culture in order to prove how 'alt' u are?
In the courtyard At the MoMA People are writing wishes And tying them to a tree
People are taking pictures And people are sitting in chairs And a man Who was doing a crossword Stands up To meet his friend
On 5th Avenue In the Street There's a parade And loud drums
There are people On the sidewalk Eating hot dogs And people driving In their cars In Central Park By Turtle Pond A man Wearing a blue hat Flies a kite On a fishing line Tying silver garland As he lets his line out 5 silver strands Fluttering in the blue sky Over children and parents Boys playing soccer Widows And old men
In the photo store On 9th Avenue People wait in line To buy cameras
They're buying cameras And lenses TVs and speakers And they're waiting in line Eating pretzels On Bleeker Street In the Village People carry shopping bags And eat cupcakes
People drink coffee in cafes And browse books in the bookstore They eat noodles and hamburgers Sushi and burritos And ride bikes and skateboards And listen to their headphones On the bridge To Brooklyn People jog and they walk As the sun sets behind them And turns the beams red
Bedford Avenue is busy, too Grocery stores and restaurants Bars and cafes Bookstores, record stores, botiques And bodegas People packed around tables On the sidewalk
And in my apartment I'm making pizza and cookies And drinking wine With my friends
hi i have a beard do u have a beard? i luv a bro w/a beard hi oh hi nice beard, bro ur killin it kute beard lil white bro makes u look kinda manly id hit that oh? u have a beard too? sweet lovin' it dude, that's a sweet beard id live in that beard but what happened to ur band, bro? where'd u bros go? oh i guess ur scruff is kewl u should probs work a lil harder tho maybe a chill stache yeah work that stache bro lovin it 70s porn star beards r chill, yall super vintage shows ur in touch w/nature look at this effing bro damn walt ur the man ohhh shit son hi i have a beard do u have a beard? i luv a bro w/a beard _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_ do u hav a beard? do u like men w/beards? who has the most authentic hipster beard? if the point of being a hipster is to look 'different,' why does everybody wind up looking the same?
r u friend or r u foe alls i want is a chill ass bro
the ocean is big the ocean is deep i just want a bro whose trust i can keep
someone 2 laugh/w someone to play doesnt matter if ur queer or gay
we're all mostly lonely but dont have 2 b ill give u my <3 if ur just bros w/me
we'll chill on the wavves just scratchin our bellies & light up a j that gives us the sillies
alls i ask is u dont turn ur back dont make funnie faces or start talkin smack
i <3 u, my bro when you're dry or ur wet im chill & im loyal on that u can bet
r u my friend too? pls dont b my foe we're in this 2gether in this sea full of bros
_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_ r sea otters 'kute as shit'? hav u ever fought w/ur bro? what was the fight abt? did u get ovr it and ride some chill wavves? whats ur favorite thing to do w/ur bro?
cant wait so pumped abt to cream my pants bout the new james cameron 3D film 'the facial network' staring that chill bro from 'the squid, the whale, the dysfunctional parents, and the angsty tween' as Mark Zuckyburgs founder of the INTERNET no more need for landline phones hand-written letters face-2-face conversation just gonna sit in my room & update my status with quirky movie quotes how 'crunk' i got last nite or how much i <3 twilight/glee/star wars/harry twatter thank u mark zuckyburgers 4 making human interaction irrelevant u r a genius punk so c00l s0 chill wonder if i should make my profile pic the movie poster 4 'the facejob network' not 2 b 'meta' or 'ironic' just 2 show marky mark how much i <3 him how much i use his website to stalk ex gf's/bf's/random ppl i'm obsessed with u r so kute, mark wish i could have met u in college instead of ur fugly ass sister im w/u all the way, bro screw humanity we will transcend mnstream earth-bound existence we will transform from beings of blood and flesh to bundles of JPEG digital pixels 1 little picture representing my personal brand shows how unique & authentic i am compared to the rest of mnstrm societie 'networking' 'love' 'connections' 'stalking' this is what life is all abt but no1 knew this b4 u, mark u went to Harvard surpassed us all u live on the internet sort of like Jesusbro/ghosts who exist in the air never rlly seen, but always 'there' permeating, infiltrating, penetrating everything we do gonna bring my MacBook Pro/iPad/iPhone 4G/droid/starbucks 2 the movie premiere gonna sit by 'myself' but will frequently update my status/profile w/relevant dialogue/quotes & webcam shots of myself so all my 'friends' will know where i am and we will be 'connected' [via the face] <3 u, mark hear u've already been nominated for an academy award which is more nominations than myspace/twitter ever got even tho ur film just looks like a rip-off/girl talk mashup of other shittie movies st. elmo's fire + dead poetbros society + a beautiful bro's mind u will win my fav movie of all time <3 u mark keep it facial _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_ is 'the facial network' the gr8est movie evr? is mark zuckyburgs the new justin timberlake? would u bang mark for $______? whats ur favorite fb ap? will fb/mark zucky b 'relevant 4evar'? should i deactivate my fb account? are you actually 'friends' w/anyone n e more? which fb profile pic best represents ur personal brand? were u on fb when it was still 'underground'? is the internets causing societie 2 become illiterate, socially incompetent, shallow, hollow, empty, & detached from realitie?
what r u twin shadow where r u twin shadbro o who r u queer shadshow saw u on u t00b bought a tix to ur show @@@ le poisson rouge so pumped so chilled an obscure chillwave band @@@ a relevant alt venue under the streets of nyu the altiest of alt universities but i got there too l8 or u went on too early 7PM??? christ, who the hell r u playing for? oh i see 18 and up oh how r u twin shadow when r u playin twin shadbro r u queer or ghey queer shadshow as i walked down the stairs we made eye contact & b4 i recognized u from the internet i saw in ur eyes a burning fire - u were ready to fcuk fcuk away your loneliness anxiety fear brought on by the burden of emerging as the only relevant buzzband of 2k10 the future of chillwavves resting on ur hot ass Dominican shoulders and your hot ass porn star 'stache what r u twin shadow r human or just meme twin shadbro r u in pain queer shadshow saw u outside the club cramming ur gear into the back of a grandpabro car u had to drive urself 2 the concert? damn, bro starting to wonder if ur actually legit or just so altesquely vintage u exist in a sphere of authenticity not even most worthless 20-smethngs wllmsbrg inhabitants can comprehend twin shads, twin bros queer shads, hurt shads i just want u 2 b happy but im worried abt u [via 'the state of modern music'] used to seem music was abt music, bro and musician bros were primarily down 'to jam chill vibes' now its abt a packaged image quirky JPEG iTunes album art cover flow 8.6+ p4k scores & even tho u sell urself as a bro who's 'dwn2fcuk' ur probs just as sad, lonely, insecure as 'the rest of us' twin shadow twin shadbro how i <3 u queer shadshow i think u r chill so keep it reals, yo don't let me down just keep it slow u have a talent real real big talent thanks
<3 u twin shads
_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_ have u heard of twin shadow? r u queer for twin shadbro? have u ever been in a porn? do u like muscle cars? has an indie buzzband singer ever 'eyefcked u' in a stairway/on stage? is george the chillest/altest bro on Planet Alt? is this music 'good', or just 'trivial forgettable bllsht?' do ppl actually listen 2 music they like, or just what p4k tells them 2 like?
Bro Spot is a meaningful blogspot that examines meaningful things in a meaningful way in an attempt to understand the meaningfulness of the human condition.
