have u evr lived in a huge effing white house?

this is a white house
for a white bro
this is my house
it is a chill house

this is my chill kitchen
where i make chill meals
and bake tasty treats
like veggie burgers
and brownies


i have a big living room
where i bro down w/my bros
memorable white people dinner parties
& meaningful utube sessions






sometimes we vibe down
on the front porch
sunday morning veggie scramble brunch
sans-high fructose corn syrup catsup
mid-afternoon organic free-trade coffee breaks

upstairs there’s my bedroom
killer views from all the windows
and a chill couch
watchin movies on my laptop
post-apocalyptic denzel washington
timothy treadwell grizzly man style


i have a big basement too
full of lots of chill-ass old shit
weird alien psycho-magnetic torture instruments
& ghosts

overall, my white house
has been a chill white person place to live
its my castle of good vibes
between the mountains and the sea
and a good place to pick
salmon berries

summer’s almost over, tho
all my bros r gone
don’t have much 2 do n e more
cept sit o my ass
watchin 1980s VHS tapes
eating triscuits & cheetos
slamin down some ranier,
nectar of the p bar gods


gotta pack my bags now
stuffed with chill White E merch
gonna hit the road
for an authentic alaskan wilderness adventure
no1 has evr done b4

gonna miss u, white house
u r a chill house
4 chill bros
I will miss ur creaks and leaky faucets
& ur chill-ass bathroom wallpaper

ill always remember
running around inside of u
bare ass naked
throwin shit down your staircase
listening to your awesome-ass
portable radio

white house
chill house
bro house –
ur in my <3, house house
just chillin down 2 some chill vibes
in little sitkatown
<3 u
<3 u
<3 u

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have yall ever lived/broed down in the white house?
have yall ever lived in a national historic landmark?
is my house the chillest house?
what was ur favorite partie @ the white house?
is creed the gr8est band of all time?
r u hot, wet, drippin w/sweat?
when was the last time u faced your fear?
do u prefer rock brownies, or brownie batter sludge drink?
what is ur favorite VHS tape to watch?
do u like ur veggie burgers with or w/o buns?
do u like ur catsup with or w/o high fructose corn syrup?
have u ever seen a ghost in my house?
is ranier better than PBR/miller high lifes?
is denzel washington the gr8st actor of all black people?
is the white house the broest place to bro of all brotime?
will u miss my house?
did I actually live in this house?
was this a dream?

do u go 2 museums?

Museums are the place we gather
To tell stories about ourselves

Museums are the place we preserve the artifacts of
Art, History, Culture, and Science

Museums tell stories through the lens
Of unique and precious objects

Museums are the place
Where Infinity
'Goes up on trial' [via Bob Dylanbro]

The museum is a tomb
The museum is a temple
The museum is a forum
The museum is a monument
The museum is our life

Objects and objects
Paintings and dioramas and statues and maps
A labyrinth of galleries and display cases
Dim lighting and hushed voices
Tourists and school groups and lonely college bros
Searching for Truth
Searching for Meaning in the kaleidoscope of material things
A bucket of Knowledge splattered on the walls and stretched up some classical columns

So much to read
So much to see
So much to consume

Feel overwhelmed by all a museum represents
And all it wants me to feel

A woman sitting in a chair

Some stuffed grizzly bears

A painting behind three layers of glass

A dinosaur and some naked ghey cavemenbros

A building inside a building

I’m just a normal bro
Trying to ‘figure it all out’
I just want to learn
I just want to think
I just want to live a meaningful existence

Museum Bro Museum Bro
Your labels tell me what is right and what is wrong
You preserve what would have been lost

But try as you might, Museum Bro
You cannot prevent the inevitable
The decay and the rot of the human race
Though in the meantime
You offer us a pleasant platform on which we stand
To conduct the heavy business of denying the harsh reality
Of our eventual
Extinction

Museum, Museum,
I am lost in you, Museum
And when the sun blows up
And everything within you melts
I will be lost in you 4evar

<3 / h8 u, museums + squid and the whale bros

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do u go 2 museums?
what’s your favorite type of museum?
are museums still ‘relevant’ 2 ‘societie’?
are museums ‘effing racist colonialist imperialist primitivizing’ 'shrines' to ‘white Western civilization’?
is ‘working in a museum’ a ‘valid’ / ‘legitimate’ / ‘socially contributive’ ‘career’?
have yall ever spent a ‘crazie nite @ the museum’ [via Ben Stillerbro]?

have yall ever lived in sitka, alaska?

i am the sitkabro
i am the bro who lives in sitka
livin in a 1916 U.S. Forest Service and Geodetic survey house, painted
all white, on a hill
workin @ a ‘historical museum,’ doin collections data
input in the Past Perfects
writin up some new text labels for sillie tourists to read


i am the sitkabro
kinda lonely
spending my free time runnin through totem park
bikin out the Halibut Point Road and the Sawmill
Creeks
hikin up the mountain trails
lookin at the bald eagles so mighty and free
glancin at the waves for sea lion and whale bros
hopin i dont run into a bear
but kinda hopin i do

i am the sitkabro
sittin at the P Bar
sippin a brew
writin poetry and listenin to some mnstrm jukebox
jams
wearin red pants and long greasy hair
lookin kinda outta place amongst these rough and
authentic fishermen bros
kinda wish i was ‘average’ and ‘normal-looking’
kinda dont

i am the sitkabro
i am just a chill bro
with a lot of internal fear/anxiety/rage
i am just chillin in the Alaska
takin in the 18 hour sunlight
i like to live the chill life
the adventurous life

i am the bro who lives in sitka
i am the sitkabro



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is sitka a chill place to live?
have yall been to the P Bar?
do you like 'mnstrm jukebox jams'?
eagle, bear, sea lion, whale: which animal is the best personification of 'freedom'?
is alaska the most authentic alternative state?